Right?! It looks just a little off, like the thumbs, or something. Can’t pinpoint exactly what it is, but this picture is written ng somehow.

Are you Sex ft. Fuck in.?

Now whatcha gon’ do with it!?

If we were neighbors, I would be trying my best to make small talk, and think of something interesting to talk about with you when we see each other, while trying not to stare too much, but probably failing at times.

Oh, I didn’t realize you being my gf was a possibility.

If it were a family BBQ, wouldn’t that make you a relative?