I’ve been meeting up with a woman who is into CNC. She hasn’t seen my face, but I’ve filled her in her backyard and in a hotel room after tying her up on the floor and leaving a magic wand in her for an hour.

(Yes, we’ve shared recent STI results)

I definitely agree. I will say that when you eventually are able to make that threesome happen, ask nicely for a double blowjob. It is the hottest thing there is.

My girlfriend and I went to a sex club where we did mostly vanilla stuff on one of the beds next to other people fucking, and I spanked her on a horse in front of a small crowd.

I’m about to fuck her awake in a few minutes.

You can definitely do that with a slap. I love leaving hand prints.

The man they call Jayne