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I had not used my BD Chance in a while so I rode that the other day. It was not easy. That sucker is big.

I’ve only ever seen old men and gas stations having those dumb things.

I’d eat that ass for appetizers.

Yes :3

Shady link 😏

The only time my friends ever showed each other porn was when we were teens and we found something fucked up like bestiality or scat randomly. Like sending people to shock sites like meatspin or goatse or 2girls1cup, etc.

How about one without the panties? 😏

Obvious: Wearing my collar and leash.

Not-so-Obvious: Just noticing myself with the way I sit when watching TV, begging to be spooned without even thinking it.

I can’t help but think these manly pussies are hard, rugged, and smell of rich Corinthian leather.

Been on Grindr for about that long looking to end this drought and still got nothing. 😩

Both. But uncut dudes have a bigger ratio of filthy cocks. Y’all need to pull that shit back and clean it out once in a while. I don’t like my pene with ricotta cheese.

Milkers.

Few years ago I hooked up with a FWB for a few months. It was pretty sweet until she broke the cardinal rule and crossed a line I was very strict about from day one: no hitting. She literally whipped me, with a whip! I gathered my shit immediately and left, never to talk to her again.

I can believe that. Brains are fuckin’ weird, man.

I would guess it’s because there is a large market for it and because the actors don’t have to worry about getting pregnant so they can go raw and make it “sexier.”

Anything that involves pain.

How is that sexual?! Sex is supposed to feel good! Pain is the opposite of that! 😩

You can’t fool me. This is Reese Withoutherspoon.

chomping teeth together

“What are you doing?”

“Showing off my teeth. I’m going to give you a toothy blowjob” chomp

“Please don’t.”

You got a purdy mouth.

Wait… Sticking out is inverted? I thought that was normal and inverted nipples would be innies… 🤔